Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
oh my fucking god i love this
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
Did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass
- Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
- Me: Hella
- Employer: Welcome aboard